Wow. Coming back here is like an archaeological trip into the long dark night of my soul. Which I'm still arguably in the midst of. But it's a different night now -- it's 2016, yo!
But man, I have no idea what's going in here. Why do I have "Wikipedia" listed as an interest? Why do I have a badly-rhymed friends-only poem? And apparently I was 20 when I last wrote here, so why was acting like a preteen?
You'll find the answers to these and more, in the next episode of...!